Edmango

Someone who is built like a garbage can

Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango

by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019

retard-edible

a very strong snack made with marijuana

I think I ate too much of that retard-edible because I cant stop laughing.

by jonesberger October 7, 2018

EDP445

The world's greatest and most prominent cupcake enthusiast

EDP445 caught in 4k
EDP445 is a predator
EDP445 stands for Enter-Dat-Prison (445 is his cell number)

by Urban Advisor April 14, 2022

angry cat edit

When a cd is edited for radio the word fuck is sometimes replaced with just an "F" sound that resembles the hissing sound that cats make when they are really pissed-off

My grandmother got me a cd for my birthday, unfortunately she bought it at Wal-mart so it is full of angry cat edits.

by Mr.Juan-derful March 15, 2010

Edexcel

Ahh Edexcel, short for Edexhell, simply put they are the exam board that hell didn't want. Stay clear away from their qualifications and exam papers, they will f**k up your future, their incompetent examiners literally take a large sh*t on your exam paper and screw you over without protection. As they're misreable sad no-lifers who have to pick on Comprehensive School kids in order to feel big and strong, cause they can't get laid at night.

If you have this exam board may God help you. All you are to them is Candidate 3945, another victim to the system.

"jchezzz man is vexxed still, big man ting how can man get a C, naahhhh Edexcel is dizzy fam!"

by RobotWizard November 21, 2016

Eda the Owl Lady

That one milf from The Owl House

Person: Eda the Owl Lady is such a milf
Person 2: Agreed

by catrasimplol June 26, 2021

Edgelord Personality Disorder

A Cluster D personality disorder, stated in the DSM-5 as 'a Personality Disorder defined by bouts of attention seeking behavior, including attempts to be edgyand ostentatious-- Due to low self esteem.

Diagnostic criteria:
A) Individual must display pretentious behavior for at least a week or more.
B) They must possess inhumanly low self-esteem.
C) They incessantly spout phrases in an attempt to offend, shock, or appear 'cool' to others.
D) They claim to have antisocial attributes, yet they still confuse the terms antisocial with asocial.
E) They claim knowledge of psychology, when they get all their info from fictional television or Quora.
F) Blasts deathcore public areas, in an attempt for attention.
G) Makes claims that they 'understand slam lyrics'.
H) Claims of a terrible childhood, yet scores a flat '0 ACEs' on the 'ACE study ' test.
I) Claims that they are a master manipulator, when in doing so, does the exact opposite.
J) Obsessed with firearms.
K) Claims an absurdly high IQ, (and refers to it as 'Intelligence Quotient').
L) Despite their 'extreme perception', they seem unable to depict how others are really reacting to them.
M) Adopts a plethora of facts to sound intelligent, sometimes using their 'elaborate parlance' instead of speaking like a normal person in an attempt to impress.

These must be present in subject since age 9 and still be present by age 16+ in order to be diagnosed.

'Did you see Carl's posts on 4chan about how he is the ultimate sociopath, with his whole 'I don't feel a thing' rant?'
'Do you think he might have Antisocial PD?'
'Pfffft. More like EPD, or 'Edgelord Personality Disorder'

by d0uble0ught June 1, 2019