Dutch Bangcock

To have sex while smoking a cigar. The girl must be on top and the guy must be smoking the cigar. This is a type of sex position.

The women hops onto the man. They are having sex and having a good time. Then the man pulls out his cigar and lights it up. They are now doing the dutch bangcock.

Verb- Let's do the dutch bangcock.

Noun- That dutch bangcock i watched last night was awesome.

by ilikesexalott October 6, 2010

Old Dutch

A group sexual move originally developed by three Dutch-Canadian engineers in the 1980's, and named after a brand of potato chips popular in Canada. To preform it, a couple (the original couple was straight, but it is also performed by gay men) proceeds to have anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position, and the third participant (always a female), squirts vaginal fluid onto both of them.

The man or woman receiving anal sex then would defaecate on the woman that excreted the fluid, and then all three participants slam their genitals (or breasts for women) onto each other.

It remains a popular sexual past-time among Canadian engineering students.

Spencer's such a pimp, he picked up two sluts from our math class and made them do an old dutch. He really reeks today though.

by biomanrox October 19, 2010

ditch mermaid

One who swims in ditches and/or lives in ditches.
Ditch mermaids are normally found in ditches the have recently been filled with rain water.

A ditch mermaid randomly swimming in a rain filled hole of some sort, eh?

by Hannah Marie. July 17, 2007

dutch stovetop

the act of farting in someone's face when receiving a rim job.

John got a dutch stovetop when he was eating Sam's ass last night. He sure got a noseful!

by soxpup November 14, 2007

Dutch Fireman

Having someone complete the act of pissing by shaking the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

JB gives the best dutch fireman when your drunk.

by Rock Daddy December 18, 2008

Dutch Horse shoe

A drinking game that involves playing with a frisbee, a dowel rod stuck into the ground and a pop can. Put the pop can on the rod and stick it into the ground. stand like 20 feet away and throw the frisbee at the can. If you miss, you drink. Play it with your friends who are too messed up to throw a frisbee, and they get trashed.

I played dutch horse shoe with my friends and they spewed all over the place.

by dippin' dan October 12, 2009

Dutch Friday

An Asian dude thinking he's a Dutch party animal in Amsterdam

Steven Lee is such a Dutch Friday.

by Kramer@yahoo August 18, 2010