Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Donkey Water

Poor quality coffee, usually dispensed from an automatic coffee pot or convenience store.

I don't have time to go to the coffee shop this morning, I'm just going to drink some of that donkey water in the break room.
I don't need fancy coffee- I'm used to that donkey water they served me in the Army.

by Bshow November 24, 2015

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rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015

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donkey trench

N. Asshole

You are a donkey trench

by Whaleswithchefhats March 10, 2016

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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

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donkey please

A safe-for-work way of saying bitch please. Usually used at family functions or similar stale environments to inform people that their opinion is not valid.

Karen: I personally like when my husband buys me cleaning products for Christmas.

Mauveen: Donkey please, get a life. 🙄

by collegesmart December 28, 2019

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