Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

dirty demers

when your on top of a girl 69'n and pretend like your takin a rest and fart on the bridge of her nose.

I was totally 69'n that broad from the bar and her pussy stunk so I gave her a dirty demers.

by Yakkie May 3, 2009

dirty bryn

when you masterbate with a makeup brush and tell everyone

dang that is one dirty bryn

by skddb April 30, 2020

Dirty Bond

When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

Dirty Raegan

When a woman is a beer drinking redneck , who allows men to chug beer from her tits

I was at a party and turned around and the next thing I knew my girlfriend was pulling a dirty Raegan. That damn redneck

by Applebottom658 August 2, 2020

dirty gilly

to insert your whole foot in your partners ass with no consent

i was sleeping with this bitch and she pulled a dirty gilly on me

by dickstuckonkeyboardpleasehelp February 24, 2020

dirty wally

Sexiest most unattainable man in the world.. causes orgasms just thinking about him

I want dirty wally to take on me!!

by Desire Deeds September 20, 2020