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Donkey Punch

When you are having anal sex with your lover and you make the noise that of a donkey right before you ejaculate. If your lover, the one taking it, turns her head around (out of bewilderment) you, the one performing the shrill donkey noise, would punch her back with one punch.
Charlie wanted to spice things up for Olga so he told her he was going to give her a Donkey Punch. Olga did not know what it meant and played along. When Charlie was almost done he yelled liked a donkey and Olga, confused, turned around only to see him punch her back. Charlie thought it was amazing and Olga divorced Charlie immediately.
Donkey Punch by Ony M. February 18, 2014
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Donkey Lover 

iPAQQahh... underage donkeys! that will be underground for sure.

Donkey Kong 

1: The best ape you'll ever know! a Monkey repesentaion of Roy Koopa

2: To do a girl from behind, but, when she is about to orgasm, smash a big barrel on her head, making the orgasm better and instantly

3: to be strong enough for the biggest bully to surrender to a teabag
1: DK: Two words. BANANA! SLAMMA!
King K Rool: AAHH!

2:
Diddy: *mumbles* this trick is going to make my day!
Dixie: Here it, ungh, comes!
Diddy: DONKEY KONG! *smashes a barrel* I AM THE MASTA! WHOOOO!

3:

DK: Hey, you!
Bully: Hey, U.O.I! Pay up:
DK: You must know this! BANANA SLAMMA!
*T-Bags the Bully*
Donkey Kong by your best idiot April 5, 2010

donkey kick 

See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.
donkey kick by Anonymous July 7, 2003

donkey balloons

Donkey Balloons are basically an advanced form of badgers testicles. For a human example, take a look at marcus vears' chin. Hmmmm....
Holy s!*t dude, those are some mighty fine donkey balloons over there, check them out!
donkey balloons by ChickenFace95 January 19, 2009

Donkey Buck 

The histarical actions/sounds a women or man makes during sex, when the vagina or anus is penatrated to deep.
man i donkey bucked dat ass so good she was running from dis dick...

donkey balls 

Lets go get some donkey balls!ummmmmmmmmm.