Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Cake and Custard

When you creampie a bird and it trickles down to her arsehole.

"That cake and custard is looking marvellous" Says Keith after the gangbang

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Coos(ê) Cushion

The lady version of a cock block.

I was trying to get with my girl but her best bitch had to jump in there with le coos(ê) cushion and straight put my shit on hold.

by JediMasterMorrow March 24, 2022

Put my foot in the custard

Walking in on people having sex.

I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard

by Ansaru September 26, 2012

cushti

see kushti

very cushti

by klidenengro February 13, 2004

cuss

To go up to a person and swear non-stop.

Wut da fuck iz ur problem, bitch?! Ur such a motha fukkin ho! I can't believe u told him, shit, I swear i'm gonna fukkin kill u!!! U FUKKIN SHITSTAINED-CUMBUCKET!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!

by Missy November 1, 2004

Cussons

When a woman pushes her tits together and lathers them up in soap, the man slides his cock in between giving him some nice soapy tit wank action.

This is an upgrade on the commonly used tit wank.

(Cussons is very large soap brand in the UK).

Come in the shower baby and I'll show you some Cussons Action. Let me help you add to all that white soap...

by ArC KaNe August 9, 2008