A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.
Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".
Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.
by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013
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. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
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by Exdna August 8, 2014
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Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
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Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
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