The art of the french cracker is when a dude nuts on another person, and they both allow the nut to dry. The nut will look like some weird fancy cheese shit that french people would put on crackers. The name also refers to the fact that only white people do this shit.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
It is common to clean the french cracker by using it as a cheese platter, preferably with live cavier.
Man 1: That was a pretty good french cracker.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
Man 2: Yeah, but I think they should have used a different cracker. The one they used looked pretty ugly.
by Exhuman12 May 3, 2018

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.
Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.
Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.
by Ushie December 16, 2008

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023

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ต March 13, 2020

1)someone, usually white, who simply makes dumbass moves deserveing, nt of being made fun of, bt of being called down.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
2)one who is slow and makes alot of repetitive mistakes
3)someone constantly showed up and yet still insists on bragging there weak skill or lack their of.
Monty just lost the duel he boasted about winning all week long. What a cracker-sped.
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
That cracker-sped Rodney just called that bitch hot. That is a guy!
He just called me gay but doesn't that bitch he's with have a beard? Cracker-sped!
by Darryl Holiday September 11, 2009

by Daniel Miers September 15, 2011

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
