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Jazz Crabs

A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
I went to Ibiza and caught Jazz Crabs.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
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The mud crab

When a partner inserts their thumb into the Anus of a women along with the other four fingers into the vagina pinching down in a crab like motion.
Connor gave Kaleigh the mud crab in order to drag her back into his sex dungeon
by Brickcuc May 14, 2022
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Crabs On The Block

Hoes On The Block At Night Time Who Got diseases
Mike: Aye Nigga We Got Crabs On The Block

Terry: Nasty Ass Hoes
Mike: Fa Shore My NIgga
by Jokle May 20, 2015
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Crab apple mcnasty

A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
by CAbbyG November 12, 2019
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Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug
Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”
by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024
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Crab mentality

You love being social and all together however if you put a bucket out there with a bunch of us or crabs you see one crab try to climb out and escape that bucket. The next Crab sees this and maneuvers to climb over all others and grab that other “Mitch” Crab and pull his Crab ass back down. Essentially at its core, the meaning of someone not supportive of someone you know who is going above and beyond to push forward, or surpassing their status .
The Crab Mentality in this area is too much. It’s Toxic, Abrasive without care or consideration for the better of us as a whole community.
by Crab Mentality April 6, 2024
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Crab-Up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.
"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"
by jtothegat June 11, 2006
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