Poughkeepsie crab claw

A technique of shitting on social media so sad fags come looking for a new definition from 9GAG, only to realize that they've been Pughkeepsie crab clawed.

Man, I thought Fresh brought me something new, but I just got Poughkeepsie crab clawed.

by SoopirV November 6, 2017

Crabbing

Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)

I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!

by Beaniebea December 1, 2017

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Crabbed

When you are being pinched and grabbed at the same time by an external mechanism or force.

My hair was crabbed by the head rest in this seat!

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

Crab

A girl that cries too much when she is a dab.

"Emily, you are such a crab when your drunk.

by Croemaker April 22, 2016

Crab

A cunt that runs around and bitches to everyone.
Cunt
Running
Around
Bitching

Dan: "John you can be a crab sometimes!"
John: "How?"
Dan: "I seen you all day yesterday being a crab to joe and billy."

by LiliJames4 April 23, 2016