The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.
"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"
by Keroger May 30, 2019
Get the Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin' mug.Sexual position where both partners are lying on their backs with their heads away from each other. Essentially, the person riding cowboy stays connected, straightens their legs, and then lies straight backward onto their back. Good passive position when one or both people are tired or convalescing. Also an excellent position to sleep connected to your partner.
1: Hey babe I’m really horny - wanna have some wild sex?
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
2: Not right now, I’m really tired … but I’ll lazy cowboy ya.
1: you’re seriously not gonna believe this! He and I were so tired last night I just lazy cowboyed him, and next thing I know we are both waking up this morning still connected!
2: Holy crap that’s hilarious! I thought that only happened to us!
1: As funny as it is, I’ll tell you what - it was actually awesome sleeping and waking up like that.
2: oh I know, sometimes I fake being tired just so I can lazy cowboy my way into the next morning like that!
by PeckertonDetinktive February 24, 2022
Get the Lazy cowboy mug.Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
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Get the Knock-Off Cowboy mug.A drug trafficker who illegally stores and traffics crack cocaine from one location to another, like a Cowboy who herds cattle. Hence the name, Cocaine cowboy.
"Before his incarceration, Jimmy was a Cocaine cowboy who shipped crack from Columbia to the south coast US.
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