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You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
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swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
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conconsious

The state between being consussed and unconsious.
Matt hit his head really hard, I thinks he's conconsious
by backendofhorse February 2, 2009
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conbogulate

A tendency to reinforce our devotion when asked to defend or explain our position. If we are asked to explain our feelings on an issue, as soon as the words leave our mouths we have already started to cement a position on the issue. Even if we have little or no background knowledge on it. We have the ability to convert hearsay, our own sense of logic or abstract thoughts into "facts" that we can draw upon to justify or explain our position. When challenged on the same idea in the future we are likely to take the original stance rather than revise it. Especially if we believe we hold the popular viewpoint.
"Jeremy Irons once said in an interview that if gay marriage were made legal, it would open up the ability for men to marry their sons. He was slammed by the media. In a media statement to follow he clarified his position by explaining that incest laws were there to prevent inbreeding and logically it does not prevent man and son from marrying."

Clearly his statement was narrow minded, but rather than say "hey I was suffering from verbal diarrhea that day" he became decidedly more resolute in his argument. He conbogulated his argument.
by Santas little helper April 7, 2013
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cendol

a food, if you dont eat it you will be red
by semuanamadahkeneamik February 25, 2018
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Concored

To be in a state of concern while feeling a conflicting sense of honor based on the subject of your concern.
My girlfriend said she really missed me last night, so she feel asleep to the saw movies... I'm kinda concored.
by Placibo August 12, 2018
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cindona

She is little bit shy and tall she is friendly and she is beautiful

Bully victim and have few friends but she is strong girl

MANY Boys like her
Cindona ia kind and strong girl
by Derbyyyy November 7, 2018
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