closet faggot

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan

1.Jerry Sandusky closet faggot- penn state scandal

by penn state hater December 3, 2011

The Clue

There are only two people who really know The Clue. Their exterior consists of a crazy green skin tight suit with

and they claim that the clue "is inside of you".

No one knows their genders, not even The Clue's disciples (there are thousands) have seen them without costume. Some believe that these Lycra body suits covered in question marks have actually become their skin. Others tend to believe that they were the chosen ones, born in Lycra suits.

Their means of attracting future disciples are making promotional videos which they get their two favourite disciples, blessed with the skill of hacking in order to display on huge screens world wide. Lately, these two extraordinary beings (myth suggests they're not human) have really extended their boundaries and their videos have been played in time square, New York.

WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS CLUE THE CLUE ARE TALKING ABOUT? PLEASE TELL ME AND PUT MY MIND AT REST! THE HYPE IS UNBEARABLE

"just search inside of you, it may even be in the colour blue, but definitely not in your shoe"

You will find the chosen generally give a calm response when people challenge their beliefs in "The Clue"

by The Clue itself April 12, 2011

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

closet fag

one who is a fag but does not let others know

andy cooley is a closet fag

by mr peepers August 29, 2006

Up Close and Personal

All up in someone's face.Or really close and in someone's bussiness!

*sits next to Jairo at ThElement* DAMN JAIRO, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!!!

by Lala and Alexis November 18, 2005

Closet slut

you think shes a really good girl maybe even a virgin, she sometimes wears low cut tops but shes usually covered but once you get her into bed after a couple times, your fucked literally and figuratively

I happen to be a closet slut

by lifexnretrospect April 26, 2009

Cause du Jour

Definition: Cause of the day (from French)

Description: A term that epitomizes liberal and progressive thinking whereby they claim and truly believe that "the masses are morally and ethically obligated to believe in" whatever fad that is trending like wildfire in the mainstream media.

-Note: typically trends that are publicized and pushed through Hollywood's lens

-Source Credit: Used by Steven Crowder from Louder with Crowder

Unassuming Liberal Friend: Let's do a bake sale for starving kids in Africa!
SJW *screaming*: No! We need to support the MeToo movement!
Independent friend: Wow, didn't you know unassuming liberal friend? That's the new cause du jour!

by DumDum1000 February 20, 2018