a Cable

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

by Leon May 9, 2003

cabbage

someones head

ill split ya cabbage

by the autonomous heartbeat May 29, 2009

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

cabra

portugese word for bitch, also word for femail goat.

es uma cabra

you r a bitch

by kit_kat_29 July 6, 2005

cabbage

money, cash, dough, or dollars

yo dawg you got the cabbage?

by chasedadcaptainds April 3, 2008

caboose

the rookie of the blue team, also, the funniest character in the entire series

Tucker: whats that huge thing?
Caboose: Thats church.
church: He means the ship caboose!

by alec4231 April 9, 2008

Cable Monkey

The guy that works on (either by career "choice" or involuntarily volunteeered) or pulls cable runs for networking or telco purposes. Often times they are dressed similarly to your typical auto mechanic and tend to have their heads poking up in the ceiling veiling a vacant expression. They often have similar IQ levels and low brow personalities as your typical auto mechanic.

1) Pulling cable doesn't take much intelligence... a monkey could do it.

2) We need some cable monkeys to add some more cable drops. Joe, you get to breathe some asbestos!

by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006