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crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018
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Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter
"She's such a Crisp!"
by The Staßfort May 14, 2018
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crispifry

to not quite fry someone, not quite char grill them, often used when you have a flamethrower to hand
"I got the BFG set to crispifry"
"Crispifried motherfucker for breakfast boys"
by vert343 July 24, 2018
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Crisp0p

A person who cannot spell or say Illuminati
Esther: *does clap challenge*
Crisp0p: “illuminate
by Michaeljacksonhehe August 24, 2018
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Crippy

Alana’s pussy is so crippy I’m tryna eat her out
by Salakin Namtip November 15, 2018
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Crisp

Crisp, a tiny creature that eats crisp

If a pack of crisp is left open over night it is most likely that crisp will eat it
"Hey! Who ate the rest of my crisp I was going to finish them ."
"The crisp probably ate them"
by I cant stop eating January 25, 2019
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Crisp Ice

Crispy drink. Crisp ice is the most amazing sparkling water you can ever get. Especially Strawberry Lemonade. It is enhanced to make you sexually active. Your friend with benefits will thank Crisp Ice.
We are going to get Crisp Ice all the damn time sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Ooffffff!!!!! This is the Stuff broskiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ms.JuicyTinkles February 27, 2019
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