Refers to an extensive STD test given to a person who has had more than their fair unprotected sex with a wide array of risky partners. Implies that the person seeking the STD test has had way too much risky sex with the wrong kinds of people that they are more than likely rotting on the inside and need a team of skilled technicians to remove the mess.
Bob - "I got totally wasted and took home two strippers last night."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
Rick - "Are you crazy? You better go get a chinese drywall inspection before your junk falls off."
by EyesDonkeyMonkey February 17, 2010
1.) Sexual position incorporating three participants: a Suckee, a Fucker, and a Sucker-Fuckee (mid section). Chinese Finger Cuffs, most accurately and simplistically explained on Kevin Smith's sleeper cult classic "Chasing Amy" is when a girl who's getting fucked from behind starts sucking off another guy, making like a pair of Chinese Finger Cuffs.
2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
2.) Chinese Finger Cuff (novelty paper/straw like toy often given as prizes in State Fairs across the U.S. and at various mall arcades in the 90's.) a woven straw shaped contraption that is wide enough to get 1 finger in on each end and when you try to get your fingers out by pulling them apart you can't. It's impossible.
1.) Joey Ralph Lauren's fictional character on Chasing Amy was nicknamed "Finger Cuffs" in her yearbook because of the Chinese Finger Cuffs sexual act she was notoriously and openly shamed for being involved in. Deservedly or not.
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."
2.) Person #1 "WTF is spit roasting?" Person #2 It's a sex act same as doing a Chinese Finger Cuff but kind of confuses people because of the "Roasting" like on Comedy Central, and doesn't involve spit, spitting game, talking shit, or bukkake or none of that."
by JordaNINsoco May 22, 2023
When you get sweet and sour chicken, without the sweet and sour sauce... Or vegetables... So just "chinese chicken nuggets" and rice
by Jeffreythellama June 15, 2015
When a guy cums in a girl's ass and then she drips it out into another girl's mouth or into his mouth.
by TballCoach June 28, 2014
He was on top of me while we were kissing and he pulled away and said “Chinese fire drill” so then we switched spots.
by u know me😉 March 04, 2021
When a very skinny chinese male humps a skinny chinese female non stop until there is bleeding. After that the male puts his ballsack in her face and she sucks the balls until it hurts.
by A Very Hard Mexican April 22, 2016
The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.
by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018