butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

cub butt

When you sit in your Piper Super Cub to long and it makes your butt sore

Jeez I have major Cub butt from that long flight yesterday.

by Uhhhaha August 20, 2019

Butt Plug Sundae

When you let a turd out but your arse is so fat that it gets stuck between the butt cheeks and won't budge.

Sarah: oh Mark, I've just delivered a butt plug sundae
Mark: shall I reach in and scoop it out?

by MMJK November 5, 2019

top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Butt growl

A fart that you successfully keep from escaping but decides to let loose inside and resembles your stomach growling loudly but clearly is not coming from your stomach.

I held that fart in but everyone still heard my butt growl. I was so embarrassed when my butt growled in the middle of class.

by Creatrix March 6, 2021

butt chomper

Someone who is musty crusty and dusty that chomps butts

Omg look at that guy over there. He looks so crusty. He’s definitely a butt chomper.

by Your local suburban mom March 31, 2021