Bum Mess

A bum mess is when a person rather unfortunately soils their undergarments with feces. Leaving quite a rechid and horrid smell

It smells like you made a bum mess.

by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

Bum Drop

The act of taking hard drugs via inserting them into your anus for immediate pleasure.

I love it when my boyfriend and I go to brighton and bum drop some squizz.

by squizzyboy October 20, 2008

bum a stoge

To ask someone for a cigarette

"Aye do you think i cud bum a stoge?"

by Mistyy May 21, 2009

Bum Grapes

Slang reference to the anal condition of piles, more commonly piles induced by vegetable-bum-sex

Ooh my bum grapes are on fire!

by Tom May 2, 2003

Bum Buttoned

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

by Gustavas May 17, 2011

Photo-bummed

The act of mooning while a person's picture is being taken.

Franco photo-bummed Bibs while her pic was taken! "Oiy, pasty white boy photo-bummed!"

by Trixi Saint James December 27, 2013

bum clown

a homosexual that doesent realise no one wants his bum

look at mr.faggot, he doesent have a clue, that every one in the room is straight.what a bum clown .

by mr lee in cardiff January 8, 2009