brown canal

a girl's asshole

slang for anal sex

When the red river's flowing, you better take the Brown Canal.

by Yodex June 7, 2004

Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

Brown Kitten

A combination of space docking and fucking, when a man plunders and pillages a shit filled vagina with his cock of vengeance.

The brown kitten has all the fun of vaginal sex with the excitement of anal!

by hr2 September 22, 2006

Brown Tipi

A trick beverage consisting of a full bottle of sleeping pills, viagra, and laxatives. The victim passes out, shits his pants and gets an erection.

I tricked Russel into drinking a Brown Tipi, and he shit himself with an erection. It was priceless.

by -Master Dan- November 9, 2008

Brown Powers

Descriptive of the powers possessed by master illusionist Derren Brown. The apparent ability to predict and control the behaviour of others using magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship. Occasionally, and sometimes unexpectedly, we mere mortals can experience fleeting success with our own Brown Powers.

Every-day example:
“I offered her the last chocolate biscuit but she succumbed to my Brown Powers, insisting that I have it”

Classic Example:
From Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: (Using his Brown Powers) You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

by Houdinia December 9, 2008

Brown bounceback

When someone excretes on to a trampoline when it is being bounced on and it comes back up and hits you.

Harry: I was watching that jamie on his trampoline yesterday and he did a brown bounceback and it covered his legs.

Kirk: What a sick freak, that is not dope!

by rrrrrrooooooooooooononnnnnnr March 24, 2009

brown chest love

wanting some to poo on your chest while making love. typically part of someone's twisted fantasies. fantasizer usually also exhibits fetishes involving old women and generally larger women that could squash him

woman: "how do you want it baby?"
nick: "i want some brown chest love, yeah like that. is that steak you had for dinner?"

by bulletproof chipmunk December 15, 2008