Breaking Dawn

An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga

Summary:
-Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married.
-Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow)
-Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus.
-Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth.
-They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/
-Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times.
-Volturi want to kill Renesmee
-For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die
-They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything.
-They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After"

I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out

Edward: Forever and forever and forever...
Me: *barf*

(the ending to Breaking Dawn = corny)

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

Breakup sex

The bittersweet, passionnate, lusty sex you have with your partner shortly after, whilst, or shortly before breaking up with them. Usually both parties are aware that they're breaking up.

It's too bad she left me, but man, was that some good breakup sex.

by vosburgh May 18, 2009

bread chasing

Popular slang term used to depict hard work twords a long term goal that results in boost of income a.k.a bread.

Guy 1: where’s Seth? He was supposed to be at the party.

Guy 2: he's been on that grind, bread chasing with dale

by gardendale.spam September 4, 2018

mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by [e-mail] February 17, 2008

Kanye Breast

Officially coined by Twistedbabydoll: An warp on Kanye West's last name in reference to his prissy behavior, arrogant persona, indulgence in being F-A-B-U-Fab-u-lous (with finger snaps)and his behavior is similar to a diva. He is a drama queen, racially color struck (putting mixed video girls on a pedestal) and African-American stans actually believe this man is the voice of the Black people. If so, then I see why the African-American community has gone to hell. King, Malcolm X, Coretta Scott King and all of the successful, positive, educated, and wise African Americans are the voice of the people. NOT Kanye, godddamn it!

Red Carpet Reporter: And here comes Kanye West in his custom-made, hot pink Louis Vuitton blazer with matching pants.

Kanye Stan: OMG! OMG! Look at him! I wish I had his clothes! I wish I had his face! I wish I had his DNA!!!!

Me: Fuck Kanye Breast, with his prissy, princess ass.

by twistedbabydoll August 5, 2007

lunch break

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker

Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."

by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009

break bad

To adapt a new lifestyle which is in stark contrast to the one you previously had. Generally used when someone who previously followed rules and regulations begins to deviate from them to achieve new goals/desires. The term is most often used when someone who is generally accepted as "good" adapts behaviors which are seen as "bad".

"What he's just gonna break bad?” Jesse Season 1, Episode 1 Breaking Bad

"Walt broke bad when he was diagnosed with cancer...."

by jesse2013 November 4, 2013