David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground
Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon
by Ryan Peterman August 05, 2018
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Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.
"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"
by brandonmichael April 19, 2013
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Brandon Ross

A black nigga with a BIG ASS DICK!!!
DAAAAMMMNNN!!! Brandon Ross dick big as a skyscraper!!
by SexyGirl9674809 December 11, 2017
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brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.
“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”
by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021
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Brandon Belt

The best giants hitter this season.
Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants
by ReedyThunder609 September 26, 2021
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Brandon Tucker

A really gay piece of shit
That guy is such a Brandon Tucker
by Isis34645747486547 August 09, 2020
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Brandon osborn

big white boi who likes playing basketball
brandon osborn likes playing basketball at school
by kevin moore jr September 23, 2019
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