Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Brain Bucket

A bucket used to make clean up easier if someone dies and their Brain fell out because brains are hard to clean up.

The medic was Glad that the motorist was wearing a brain bucket because it made it easier to clean up his brains.

by Philturn August 24, 2019

Brain Fuck

Brain Fuck is what you say when you hope someone dies or has already passed. You drill a hole in a dead body big enough for your dick then put it through the hole and fuck the head

Karen I hope you get brain fucked

I will brain fuck your dead body

by Dree25879 September 2, 2019

brain mobilization

when your brain gets so high that you feel like you might disintegrate into oblivion

george, help, I think i'm having fatal brain mobilization

by koolcatSophiefan September 6, 2019

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019

brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test

flip i had a brain fart

by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019