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Blowjob

Something that people on urban dictionary will give false yet reasonable definitions so that other people who are new to urban dictionary will use it in the wrong context ( which to be fair is kinda funny )
Yo, jake just told me that the neighbors are offering 20 pounds if you will give them a blowjob
by Noo0bMaster69 December 7, 2020
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National Blowjob day

Support your man for everything he has done for you on National Blowjob day occurs on June18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

Definition of a blowjob:
«Mans dick must be sucked until he cums»
"Yo how's your june 18"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"
by ChampiPapi June 17, 2020
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blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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Brazilian blowjob

When a female waxes all of her hair off her body, and continues to put it in her mouth and chew. Whilst giving a wet blow job, when then giving him the hair to swallow.
He had to get the Brazilian blowjob for the end of his kinky night .
by Ladyluxx November 4, 2020
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Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
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Indian Blowjob

Where a girl sits Indian style and leans forward to suck a dick
We were just sitting down, and out of nowhere she just leaned over and gave me an Indian Blowjob
by Esanary August 24, 2017
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