space biscuit

A dank air biscuit. A fart so chunky you can't breathe, and neither can anyone else. You might as well be chugging the vacuum of space, because there is no air in here, there is only the space biscuit.

Open a window quick. Someone dropped a space biscuit, i'm drowning in stink.

by BlueRift September 20, 2020

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groove biscuit

1. A rock, r&b or blues tune intended primarily for dancing, with no or less emphasis on lyrics.

2. An analog disc record, particularly the thick, breakable 78rpm variety.

1. Blind Def's "Ma Two Front Teeth" is a seven-minute groove biscuit featuring the horn section.

2. We went to Spaz's place to spin some vintage groove biscuits, but all the surface noise gave me a headache.

by Catch-44 September 10, 2006

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Shit Biscuit

Being called a 'shit biscuit' isnt great though its a more polite way of being called a shit <unt.

Its similar to being the last biscuit in the tin that noone wants, usually the dirty orange one, simply because its shit.

''give us a hand lifting this mate''
''nahh sorry, sore back''
''ggf then you shit biscuit''

by King King Kellie January 11, 2022

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biscuit cannort

The discharge of hot air from the woman's vagina during, or after the act of sex, whether with a man, or artificially with a woman, that makes a flapping noise that is distinct, and usually causes laughter and embarrassment for those involved. Similar to the sound of a horse flapping it lips while expelling air.

Shortly after he blew his load her pussy let out a huge biscuit cannort.

by The Eptomatic DJ February 13, 2021

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jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

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