Birthcake

Giving birth on a cake, while unconsensually getting fucked in the ass by a dick covered in candle wax

Man: Hey, because of you giving birth, would you like to take advantage of the situation and do birthcake?
Woman: What's birthc-
Man: Great!

by Og_dude November 29, 2016

biotic

It results a living thing.

“That tree is a biotic factor.”

by JëffJęffWãsHêrė🖤 October 28, 2017

Birthday

The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist

Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!

by Maddyorwhatever June 27, 2019

dirty birthday candle

When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.

at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)

by lenda666 July 7, 2009

Reverse Birth Girth

(adj) Having a shaft and meatus so thick, insertion into a vagina (or similar orifice) is akin to childbirth, but in reverse.

Last night at the bar, I met a guy named Tyresius. Drinks and conversation flowed. One thing led to another and before I could say clitoris, I was being ripped by Tyresius' reverse birth girth. Ooo-la-la. Ouch.

by scannin December 14, 2014

Golden birthday

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".

Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!

by mackwort January 21, 2015

birthday sex

its THAT shit. birthday presents riii ahhhh iiiii de OUT

Liz got dat birthday sex when midnight hit.

by Sir Cott August 25, 2009