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RIVER

River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
“RIVER STOP BEING GAY
by Noahthenoah November 4, 2022
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D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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Pine River Pond

A small lake in New Hampshire.
The best place to spend your summers
as a child & teenager!
"What are you doing this summer?
I'm spending it at Pine River Pond!"
by ange February 5, 2005
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River

River is kind, she/he has a big heart, shy, very stubborn, go with the flow person, hot, caring, and loves everyone
River is so caring to us!
by Love_Emma April 26, 2021
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Alabama river spooning

When you and another man take a spoon to a river where no one can see you then you dig a hole and both take turns to shit in the hole. After all the shit is in the hole you then deepthroat each other until both of your mouths are full with sperm. You then put your hand in the hole and feed it to your friend.
by Bigwillypenus January 22, 2019
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tits in the river

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”
by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021
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Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once easy, but becomes harder and harder while cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer, and the reality that nobody will miss you when the end does get here sets in.
The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice everything she once preached against, the more she tried to change reality from what ot was into a new one. It got harder and harder to respect her as she got older (though nobody really did have much respect for her if any before anyway).
by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021
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