A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
by jerdez26 June 9, 2006
Get the temporary assholemug. An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
Get the asshole comparisonmug. A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno
by Dutin sket May 8, 2017
Get the lucky assholemug. "Asshole-Up"
1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.
2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.
3. To be an Asshole!
1. To "Man Up" but with the attitude of an Asshole.
2. To go from nice guy to an Asshole in an instant.
3. To be an Asshole!
Guy 1: If that guy is looking for a fight then I'll just "Asshole Up" and rip his fucking head and shit down his fucking throat!!!
Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!
Guy 2: Damn dude, calm the fuck down!
by LenDog 2 September 25, 2009
Get the Asshole Upmug. A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.
Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?
by GViolet November 22, 2011
Get the Salty Assholemug. by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016
Get the asshole kissesmug. I accidentally got some hot sauce on my dick and instead of washing it off I gave your sister an inflamed asshole
by EmblemofMagma January 13, 2016
Get the inflamed assholemug.