yer arse in parsley!

Scottish, but specifically Glaswegian expression for when you talk to someone and you think what they say in response is a load of rubbish, or you don't believe what they are saying.

Away ya go, ya eejit, yer arse in parsley!

by weegiewifey October 18, 2020

Arse-clean shave

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.

Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

by TheCockDwindler July 1, 2017

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

Cake and arse party

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

arse about/around

Verb. To mess around, to waste time.

"Stop arsing about and polish the bloody car!"

"Yes mum."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

seen her arse

Yorkshire phrase signifying when a woman is in a bad mood, as she might be if she actually saw just how big her arse was.

Husband: What's for dinner love?
Wife: Fuck off and cook yourself for once!!
Husband: (to himself) Someone's seen her arse...

by Denver Chaplin August 13, 2005

Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010