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Gen Alpha

A generation that will probably end in 2025. This generation is full of 9 year olds to newborns.
There was this Gen Alpha kid bitching about his ping in my COD game the other day.
by Jok Zunderlat November 18, 2020
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Sigma Alpha Epsilon

A Greek organization found on many university campuses nationwide.

Synonymous with: douche, tool, collar-popper, rapist, fuck-tard, clone, and bromosexual.

Commonly misconstrued as an organization built off ideals valuing the individuality of their brothers.
GDI: I'm thinking about going Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

Any other Greek: Oh? How many collared shirts do you have?

GDI: I don't know... maybe 5?

Any other Greek: That will get you through the first day of Rush. Start investing and good luck.
by anyothergreek1 March 23, 2010
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zeta tau alpha

Zeta Tau Alpha is a nationally recognized sorority. Their motto is- Love, the greatest of all things.
Zeta's are classy girls. They can drink and party with the best of them, but they also hold the highest GPA's and give back to the community through various volunteer organizations. Zeta's are the girls men take home to their mothers but can drink your father under the table.

Not only do we have the looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly the class to back it up. With our crowns on high and that Zeta sparkle in our eye, we are every guy's dream and every girl's envy. There's only one thing to be... and that's a Zeta!
Wow, that girl is amazing; she's got it all. She must be a Zeta Tau Alpha.
by Brandie Rose September 1, 2006
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the alpha

"The Alpha" is the dominant male participating in a 3-way sexual encounter involving two men and one lady.

The (only) way to achieve "The Alpha" status is by having the other male suck one's heafty meat stick, by force if necessary.

It is crucial that both male participants are heterosexual, otherwise Alpha status is not valid - you've just done something gay.
Kathy, a kinky dirt-bag slut, invited her casual fuck-buddy Steve to her place to bang her while her new boyfriend watched. After a while Kathy's boyfriend joined in the slam-fest, during which time Steve was like: "Suck my fucking cock dude. Now." The boyfriend hesitated and laughed it off thinking it was a joke, until Steve grabbed his head and made him choke on his yoghurt slinger.

Steve was The Alpha.

(Shortly thereafter, Kathy's boyfriend became unable to perform sexually. There were also rumors he lost his job and began to drink in excess.)
by Will McKenzie January 1, 2017
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Zeta Tau Alpha

The greatest sorority on earth, envied by every girl and wanted by every guy. We just run shit on campus like pro's. So for all you freshman who want to be one of us you better step your game up cuz it isn't easy wearing the Zeta crown!
"When we pass by with the crown, bitch bow down."
by Jen B. July 9, 2006
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lambda chi alpha

A fraternity that no one really cares about and was founded using the models of other fraternities far later than any of the real fraternities. They pride themselves on taking large numbers of clones rather than on taking quality members. Requirements for admission vary from being willing to suck the President's balls to being willing to lick the President's balls.
Guy 1: Hey, I got initiated into Lambda Chi Alpha!

Guy 2: I didn't know you liked to lick balls.
by SamBJo October 18, 2007
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Zulu Alpha

Naval terminology. To achieve air-tight integrity of the ship's citadel. To achieve air-tight integrity of your arsehole after a night of lager and curry. To prevent a "sharting".
You going to be ok carrying the Queen mothers coffin after last nights run ashore chef? - Don't worry lads, my aft funnel is at Zulu Alpha.
by Pussers Dust August 14, 2010
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