turtle-javier

is NOT clean

turtle-javier has crabs

by alissaaaaaa July 12, 2009

Turtle Pack

When one has very large testicles and or penis, they will have a large bulge in their trousers that can be easily noticed.

That guy walking past the chippy has got a huge turtle pack!!

by BoatMan May 28, 2015

turtle panda

an amazing creature with a turtle shell and panda body how mystical

wow! look at that turtle panda sleep!!

by lilshyali January 7, 2016

fuck turtle

what you say out of rage when someone gives you a paper straw and you want a plastic straw.

the restaurant gave me a paper straw fuck turtle i want a plastic straw.

by rocconator with chesse June 9, 2020

turtle teasers

When you need to poo and its sticking out slightly but then goes back in. Like a turtle popping its head in and out. turtle teaser

I need the bathroom again but the turtle teasers is a pain in the ass!

by ardisT October 28, 2018

Turtle Shell

When your balls shrivel up into your abdomen, leaving the scrotum looking like a ridge-textured turtle shell. This is commonly caused by either exposure to cold or in those situations that give you the willies, much like goosebumps.

I stepped into the pool, as soon as my balls touched the water, immediate turtle shell.

by Doo! May 21, 2016

Turtle Sink

The act of a student who needs to shit so bad, and all the stalls are locked, so they shit in the sink, and cram it down the drain.

Student1: Hey your back early did you make it on time.
Turtle Sinker: Nah, I had to Turtle Sink it.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023