zombie acockalypse 

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

zombie acockalypse by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015

Zombie 

A sex term. To tear a pussy apart leaving at "Zombie like". A common misconception is that the pussy rises from the dead and attacks the male, however that is not true because the male's mouth is ready for any challenge the pussy throws at it.

Friends: What were you doin last night bro
Me: I Zombie-d the shit outta that girls pussy dawg

Zombie by splashwaterwet March 3, 2017

Zombie Head 

Verb: Deadly sloppy blpwjob.

"Akilah gave her boyfriend Zombie Head! Her eyes turned red and dialated while she frothed and gargled on his dick. Now she basically owns him.

Zombie Head by NashFromTT February 11, 2018

Zombie Taco 

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag

I had a delicious zombie taco last night!

Zombie Taco by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018

zombie position 

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.

I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.

zombie position by opalcala January 14, 2020

Zombie Baiting 

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.

Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.

Zombie Baiting by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.

Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot

Zombie Carrot by McShlammer February 9, 2023