Urban Dictionary

The Dictionary people goe to when they know the meaning of a word but justs wants to see how this website can fuck it up.

Billy:Hey John do you know what a pineapple is?
John:Yeah but lets go to urban dictionary and see how fucked up it is and act like we just learned what it meant!
Billy:Great Idea!
Both:Looks up Pineapple*
Urban Dictionary:How do you not know what a pineapple is you stupid fucks?
Both:WOW

by NuclearCatPotato July 22, 2017

Urban Grammar

Shitty grammar that you find on almost all the definitions on Urbandictionary.com

Regular Grammar: "How are you doing today."

Urban Grammar: "HOW IZ YOU DEWING 2DEY!"

by GrammarNazi6969 June 29, 2011

Urban Dictionary

Compilation of potty mouthed, misogynistic or just plain made-up terms approaching humor, but more often just reveling in juvenile bad taste. Some of the 'definitions' are gross out funny, whilst others border on hate speech and defamation. A good example being "Donkey Punch", a supposedly funny epithet referring to sodomizing a female and punching her in the back of the head.

"Wow, Urban Dictionary sure is a sexist load of bad taste free-comedy standup gags"

by Cyclops July 22, 2015

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

Urban Botanist

n. Slang for someone who sells marijuana in an open market, often a metropolitan area.

"Yo yo, you know where I can find an Urban Botanist around here? I need some trees."

by Troy M. December 18, 2005

urban dictionary

Your on it bitch

how do you find the urban dictionary

your on dumbass

by princ3ss.alex January 27, 2017