Urban Dictionary

Dear Urban Dictionary:

Please stop deleting all my definitions without e-mailing me, you fucking bitch.

Thanks.

- Urban Dictionary sucks me off every now and then for $10.
- Really? Wow, I didn't know it was such a cheap slut!

by Joseph5 June 20, 2016

Urban Spiral

When you delve deep into urban dictionary and can't get out the spiral

Fuck dude I fell into another urban spiral last night, I could tell you all about the plumpkin

by BumFiddler April 27, 2023

Urban Splash

the art of masturbating in public.

Dave went into town at the weekend, I can only presume he was having an urban splash.

by ZFKW November 13, 2014

Urban Dictionary

none of you are funny

Person 1: Wow Urban Dictionary is so funny
Person 2: my house is on fire

by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

urban dictionary

a site where people make fun of stuff they don't like by making "definitions" for them.

i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!

by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010

Urban Renaissance

Term used to decribe the flattening of old urban neighorhoods to make way for those expensive inner city domciles.

H-Town is is going through a major urban renaissance.

by KBONE15 October 12, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.

As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.

by Etymangler February 28, 2011