stick a tampon in it

when someone's being a whiny little bitch and they need to stfu

mainly aimed at guys

person : i can't believe this happened im going to die why does the worse stuff happen to the best people
you : stick a tampon in it, loser

by rangas r gross 69 November 20, 2018

hisokas.bloody.tampon

A famous tik toker who post funny videos lol 🤰🏻

Wow hisokas.bloody.tampon is so cool!🤰🏻

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Disco Ball Tampon

The act of Hub City Stomping so hard that you crack a Disco Ball with your head and use a random tampon for your face gash.

Travis Nelson rocked it so hard at that show that he needed a Disco Ball Tampon!

by ThaDuke February 2, 2021

pulling a tempo

the definition of pulling a tempo is when you eat way to much and get no girls

omg hes pulling a tempo hes never gonna get a girl

by ss demon March 23, 2021

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 9, 2021

Jhon Christian Tampol

Jhon Christian Tampol is a kind of man who likes to go out with multiple girls, some people describe him as a friendly one. He is usually a happy go lucky.

I like Jhon Christian Tampol because he's a happy go lucky person.

by Crtr09 March 7, 2022

Black Market Tampon

Don’t trust a Black Market tampon, for they may have used fiberglass instead of cotton.

Ms, smith: Man this black market tampon I bought sucks.
Me: dumbass.

by Jxckson April 1, 2022