Toilet Talk

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.

Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.

by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023

The Toilet Garb

During intercourse in the bathroom, the toilet seat is lifted up and the girl's head is placed in the toilet seat's hole. The toilet seat is then lowered onto the girl's neck like a necklace.

I was taking a hot dump when my girlfriend came in the bathroom. she was looking really sexy so we started fucking. Things got really hot and I ended doing the toilet garb on her with my fresh dump still in the toilet.

by K.R. Prown February 8, 2010

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner

A person who's relationship status is single, and has no other friends that are single.

Lonely Toilet Bowl Cleaner Guy: I'm such a lonely toilet bowl cleaner.... Every time I hang out with my friends I feel like the 3rd wheel.... I need a girlfriend.

by aaaauntiea December 21, 2010

Seductive Toilet

A toilet that talks you into sitting on its face... And when it does, it won't let you get off of it until it finishes.

"Oh, my toilet did something strange today... It totally did thi---"

"Probably was Seductive Toilet."

by Sajuco August 11, 2013

skibidi Toilet Syndrome

"skibidi Toilet Syndrome" is often referred to individuals who constantly bring up memes and humor as a conversation topic. individuals with this syndrome view conversations a completely different way then we do. they constantly look for hints of satire and sarcasm to leech on to and repeat or do something of use. individuals with this syndrome may also commonly bring up a new popular memes or topic. this is most common in toddlers who spend more then 5 hours on the internet a day.
some nicknames for this Syndrome are: "frontal lobe humorism disorder (FLHD)" and "meme-sarcasmia personality disorder"

Eric: hey wsup man!
Tim: Youtubers in thumbnails be like "OH MY GOD"
Eric: ...okay?
Tim: THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE ERIC!
Eric: you have "skibidi Toilet Syndrome" or something dude?
Tim: SKIBIDI BOP BOP YES YES

by wuppadoReal September 21, 2023