toe wagled

First of all you don't want to know what a toe wagle is. But up until your forth birthday you father will toe wagle you. Now judging by the frequency of the nose and colour of the hair you can tell how many times you've been toe wageld. Toe wagling is when your father puts his toe into the hole where you piss and wigles it around for a minute.

Judging by your dark coloured hair you've been toe wagled at least 4 times a day until you were 4

by David fishy January 14, 2017

toe organ

A Organ specifically in your toe.
Mainly the guts in your toes.
No orgasmic feel when someone is playing or touching your toe organs, but sucking can be pleasant.

Ohh! My Toe Organs splattered all over the ground! Help me clean up?

by JawnWWRLP February 24, 2017

Toe-holder

A person who refuses to acknowledge that they're a lying, snivelling, Malfoy-looking, tattle-tale.

"Of course, Jordan would tell on you, man! She's a total toe-holder."

by Average_esther March 16, 2017

greasy toe

A toe in which is particularly disturbing, or which hasn't been cleaned properly.

Ollie has a greasy toe..

by SupremeGreen April 9, 2017

toe pit

The pit between your toes, also a french delicacy often served as canapes.

Would you like a Toe Pit madam?

Ahhh god I've got an itchy toe pit

by Toby Bogey April 16, 2017

toe watch

Being on the look out for good toes on any and everyone.

Kylie is on toe watch right now.

by kayjamxx June 10, 2017

Hover Toe

When the pinky toe does not touch the ground when either standing or walking naturally.

Look at your little toe! It doesn't actually touch the ground like the rest. You've got a hover toe! It just floats there in mid-air.

by jeffmerch June 18, 2017