Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

Thumbs-downer

A person that isn’t great, but doesn’t deserve anything less than a thumbs down.

Yeah, you see Scott over there? Now THAT is a real thumbs-downer.

by pancakedonahue February 8, 2023

Thumb Cunt

A Women with a clit the size of a average size thumb

"I was banging this chick and the whole i could feel her thumb cunt pressing against me"

by ChickenChoker9000 May 8, 2018

White Thumb

1. (n.) When your thumb gets semen all over it after a person (typically male) masturbates

2. (n.) A person with a lot of experience in masturbating

1. "I had a White Thumb last night after I masturbated"

2. "I've been masturbating for so long I have a white thumb

by Omnisexual-Man February 16, 2024

thumb a lift

do a signal with your thumb for a vehicle to stop and give you a free lift

I did no intend to thumb a lift

by veronica1292 February 5, 2017

sore thumb

When you have your thumb facing up on the couch trying to hit a bullseye on your wife's backdoor as she sits down and misses the hole and jams it bad.

Come here honey sit next to daddy and give me a sore thumb.

by The bad santa (dirty eggrole) September 12, 2022