Urban Dictionary

A website that can save you from embarrassing conversations with your peers as well as awkward moments on google when you realize that you just looked up some messed up shit.

P1: Hey, do you know what a blumpkin is?
P2: Ask Urban Dictionary.
P1: Why?
P2: Once you look it up, you'll know.

by chicky noodles August 6, 2014

urban dictionary

the site that you are on right now, i mean, why would you search this? dumbass

urban dictionary is the best dictionary ever!!!!

by urban clappers February 16, 2022

urban dictionary

a online website where you can find useful information or not useful information

search up urban dictionary and you will find what you are looking for

by gurll34 October 2, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind

Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

Urban Dictionary

Basically sexual harassment and anything but an actual definition.

"Let me look up table on the urban dictionary" Table: I have a fetish for tables

by TigerBlues October 10, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where people are supposed to put definitions for internet slang or any slang, but is instead used to write down butthurt comments or strong opinions about the topic instead of a legitimate definition.

Person 1: What does emo mean?
Person 2: I dunno, we should search it on Urban Dictionary.

Person 3: No no, guys. Urban Dictionary is shit. Just ask actual people for a definition.
Person 1 and 2: Thanks!

by Superslime88 May 25, 2015

Urban Dictionary

Where faith in humanity goes to die.

There's an entire post about male tears actually being semen, it's on urban dictionary. - Dhruv

by Probably Notmyrealname September 30, 2018