Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.

Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.

by thehighyeast September 30, 2012

Santa

Nimrod for kids

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod

by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020

Santa

Another, more fucked up, personality of Satan

"What did you ask Santa for this year Timmy?"
"I asked for dad to come back"

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Santa’s sleigh dust

Another line for cocaine.

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.

by Hi007 February 23, 2020

Santa Fe

A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.

That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.

by peaktundra August 12, 2023

santa claus

that guy on to cath a predator who always gets away

chris hansen: aw man i wanna catch santa claus but hes too fast

by mr binoculars December 15, 2020

santa rage

Where you go around slapping your ball sack till it turns red. Then you put a santa hat on and have angry sex with your girlfriend calling her "Mrs. Claus" as you dump your red sack of goodies.

Tim was slapping his ball sack getting it nice and red. He grabbed his santa hat and bent his girlfriend over and went full santa rage, screaming "Mrs. Claus" as he emptied his red ball sack inside her.

by Durrrrp69 December 15, 2017