southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

Monkey junkin

When a friend of yours hangs brain at a party or gathering

Dude! Hes Monkey Junkin!

by mrsukurdinkis June 26, 2018

monkey pounder

A person that spanks the monkey or punches the clown. Also known as clown boxer.

That monkey pounder is an asshole

by Dakota383b April 30, 2016

Monkey rot

When a mixture of sweat, shit & friction come together between the arse cheeks causing chaffing and ultimately a sore ring piece

Oh no ive got monkey rot I'm going to have to have a courtesy wipe

by Mozza82 November 14, 2017

Monkey mischiefitis

When you do a workout while playing monkey mischief you have the disease monkey mischiefitis

Boy 1. Wanna workout Boy 2. No I have monkey mischiefitis

by Monkey mischiefitis man September 10, 2022

sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh

David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey

by scarfey February 5, 2017