Douche Turtle

A moniker for Mitch McConnell.

We need to get that Douche Turtle out of office.

by Flying Thesaurus August 05, 2019

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 01, 2020

Turtle Ring

Turtle ring, what happens to an engagment ring after a husband to be is caught cheating.

I spent 25K on the turtle ring.

by Joeballs June 30, 2010

Turtle Moo

an insult used by abby’s to describe a real shithead

Wtf you're neighbor is a ..... Turtle moo

by a-parent-ly August 11, 2018

Turtle-fern

an individual that reminds you of a turtle. This individual eats like a turtle, pointing their lips out while taking small little bites. Their diet consists of mostly salads.

Marcus McKinney is a Turtle-fern.

by Chippity Chop December 28, 2010

turtle hem

the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet

"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."

by dirty birdballs May 06, 2009

Nasty Turtle

When you submerge yourself completely in the fluids of a porta potty just enough to where you can lay horizontal and be hidden under the waste. Then you wait for someone to sit down so you then you become erect and enter them discreetly.

I was at a festival last week and I was doing the nasty turtle.

by cooper mullin February 25, 2023