Black Turtle

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx June 7, 2018

toaster turtle

Damn, another weirdo...

Ur a toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016

going turtle

When it is so cold outside that your balls go back inside of your body.

It was like 5 degrees yesterday and i swear my balls were going turtle all day.

by Johnny_gilb July 21, 2016

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

turtle in the water

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

by Young Musky November 17, 2013

turtle-javier

is NOT clean

turtle-javier has crabs

by alissaaaaaa July 12, 2009