Time Clock Plus

A wonderful place to work. You control every clock in the universe and stop time to fuck with people. A bunch of sadists. Love getting Taco Bell for lunch and spilling salsa on their keyboards

Person one: I need a knew watch, what do you recommend?

Time Clock Plus employee: honestly I’ve put every watch we have up my ass at one point so whichever you choose will give you shit battery life but can fully be submerged without dying on you

by Female Charles Boyle June 29, 2019

Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

cogsworth the clock

a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.

: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”

by doopscooppoop May 4, 2020

Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.

Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?

by suxwaste April 26, 2013