goved-19

an excuse to make people stay away from you, a “get out of interaction free” card.

sione: mum i dont want madonna coming over anymore
mum: tell her you have goved-19 sione

by johnmayor August 26, 2021

Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".

"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"

by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021

September 19

Cutest people ever, like I mean hot and pretty, so if you know one pick them up and ask them out

My birthday is September 19th
Ohhhh, no wonder I love you ;)

by Daddy's barbie June 26, 2021

The COVID 19

Phrase used by people who cannot speak properly.

Mary: “I have got the COVID 19. I feel awful”.
Jane: “It’s COVID 19, not the COVID 19. It isn’t just a single bug that only affects one person at a time”.

by MontyBurns123 June 30, 2021

19 January

If someone was born on this day that means that they are gods kid and they let you join in their life pretty hrd but when you are there you never escape

Have u met someone in 19 January?

by Pubg mobile mc November 23, 2021

October 19

My fav person's birthday.She makes me feel so safe,loved and understood.

october 19 will be fun with Denisa

by cringefripsy November 23, 2021

October 19

People born on this date are insanely gorgeous. Every person born on October 19 tend to be enthusiastic, intelligent and very mindful. They're naturally funny and effortlessly attractive.

Person 1: Whys she so perfect
Person 2: Oh cause shes born on October 19

by beard136 November 23, 2021