Teahydrated

Being constantly dehydrated due to regular consumption of caffeine containing drinks.

"No wonder she looks like a wrinkly prune. She's totally teahydrated from being jacked up on Earl Grey."

by Paul Khanna March 13, 2009

tech9

lover of that which is penis; preferably robust

you can tell that guy is a tech9, look at him work that thing!

by Fred McMallot May 21, 2003

Tech

another word for pimp tight talk game

man i was runnin so much on this hoe,i got her locked for sho

by WhiteFolks September 28, 2003

Techie Aim

A bad throw, similar in style and technique to that of the awful technician,more specificaly the lighting technician.

Matt attempted to throw the ball in the hoop, however he was restricted by his techie aim.

by Hannah Thompson November 2, 2006

Pak Tech

Short for Irken Pak Technology. Only mentioned in the fan fic / novel / episode of Invader Zim, "Down Came The Rain". Pak Tech is the different upgrades that can be added to the Irken Utility Pak. There are about fourteen up-to-date in the year 2250. One is the ability to walk on top of water.

Little known fact:
The Japanese created the majority of the Pak Tech that They Fight stole.

by GalaxyDancer April 20, 2005

Saunders Tech

Saunders Tech is my dad

I haven’t seen Saunders Tech is over 12 years

(It’s NoobMaster69 btw lol)

by Pornhub is epic October 28, 2020

Cass Tech

A shitty school located in the middle of Detroit surrounded by druggies. Everyone acts like this school is so high and mighty- when it's actually filled with retards. Cass has never been number 1, despite the motto. Just like the false motto, everything promised about this school is false. The students are fake and the teachers are deadbeat and slump work. The guys are wannabe thugs and the girls are all slutty as fuck. One time two kids got caught fucking in the stairwell. So much for an education if you're gonna get STDs, lol! Even though it's a school of color, the students are still segregated by race. The music taste is deplorable, the security is just sad with their broken metal detectors, and the bathrooms stink of either shit or weed. It's all bark but no bite, just like the city it's in. There's an air of massive ego and depression wafting around the nasty roach infested halls. Low scores are glorified, and there is no learning or programs. It's just a bunch of useless work given by lazy teachers. The Student Body is so diverse that it's not diverse anymore. The students go from egotistic "geniuses" to popular hoodrats with STDs to weird quiet kids that stick to the loosely kept uniform rule. Admin cares more about girls' thighs than actually checking bags for weapons. The entire building is a clown factory and all it produces is an unfunny joke.

If you want to come out crazy without any hope, go to Cass Tech! Ass Tech number 1, second to everyone babyy

"OMG! I finally graduated middle school. Should I apply to Cass Tech?"

"No, Cass Tech is Ass. I graduated and look at me, I'm mentally ill. Don't repeat my mistakes. Just go to Ham High."

"Damn. Thanks for the warning bro, appreciate."

by BrUbHuru December 10, 2021