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The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

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A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
by thetechguild February 5, 2022
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Tech chic

The fashion you see at tech companies. It's not business casual, it's not tech casual, it's tech chic. To be fashionably casual. Look like you're not trying too hard, but you probably did try pretty hard.
Brad's new sales vest was so tech chic.
by Team J and J January 26, 2018
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tech tyke

A middle aged man child who uses expensive gadgets to cause chaos or damage to the area around him, often without an understanding of the underlying technology. See Script Kiddie.
Ugh... The tech tykes messed up the gas sign. Someone aught to poison their supply chain.
--or--
The tech tykes are trying to use responsible disclosure to validate their irresponsible disclosure of vulnerabilities.
by Saint90s May 18, 2023
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Tech silly

Doing dumb silly things with technology, just your average everyday dumbassity and stupidity. It can also be technology being silly (viceversa).
Person 1: *Long sigh* The screen is taking forever to load. Been here 10 minutes. Tried to reload it over and over again, close the page, checked the wifi, refreshed the page, restart the computer and even tried to shut off the computer by plugging it off.
Person 2: That’s tech silly.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You know… just technology being technology.
Person 1: Uhm….ok I guess….
by Honeyandmilk December 5, 2022
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Pathfinder Tech

A vocational school in Palmer MA that you will regret going to. Stay away from culinary. You've been warned.
'I was thinking about applying to Pathfinder Tech'

'Pathfinder is hellish'
by regular-dude July 28, 2023
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Shoma Tech

To collect a shoma tech means to complete one of the 3 F’s. The 3 Fs stand for FUCK FIND FIGHT.

One must FUCK, FIND, or FIGHT a mike tyson. Emphasis on the “a” as in you must find/fuck/fight a mike tyson that you find in the wild.
Yo mark i just found a mike tyson. Mark replies “sickkk you got one shoma tech” I reply, “now i gotta FUCK or FIGHT him and collect another SHOMAA”
by Shoma Tech July 3, 2025
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Phat Tech

A term mostly used in the game called Dead By Daylight. It's when a survivor throws the game away by sabotaging each individual survivor to their deaths. Therefore losing the match when it should've been a W.
This Muthafucka just Phat Teched us!
by Pawgsthony December 9, 2021
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