Cunt tears

the delicious sweet sweet tears of a massive cunt. a Twat even. A big stinky poopoo head.

Person 1- you suck
Person 2- cry about it, you cunt
Person 1- *Cries*
Person 2- Sweet succulent delicious cunt tears

by Maskerain August 1, 2023

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

female tears

A slang term for period blood. Typically used by insecure dudebros to avoid having their fee-fees hurt by thinking about the actual thing too much.

Andie: So did you eat out Beckie last night, brah?
Chris: Eeew, no! Eating pussy is totally gay, brah! And I don't even wanna get anywhere near those female tears!

by Warboy Nixed November 6, 2015

nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

by magicliterati March 29, 2014

Crocodile tears

It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy

John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears

by TruelyUseless September 24, 2019

Liberal Tears

Clean drinking water provided by taxpayer-funded water projects, especially in areas where conservative local governments have neglected infrastructure, requiring Federal emergency intervention.

"Thanks to FEMA, we can once again allow our children to drink water from the tap without boiling it first. Thank God for the Liberal Tears flowing from our faucets!"

by Arcadia Berger September 1, 2022

Asala of Tears

Asala of Tears n. 1. Wave one in a two part invasion that took place on an over controlling religious government. The invader’s name was Asala Sype, and she wielded a dual-sided scythe, Neomer, said to glow red.

Asala of Tears distroyed half the empire single handedly.

by Yoza October 18, 2007