chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.

"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."

by Travis Urban August 2, 2006

take you to the middle east

a reference to current conflict in the world, when a parent or sibling tells a child that they will be taken to the middle east, it is like telling them they will be sold into slavery or the boogie man will get them. Usually ment to scare them into doing something.

"If you dont brush your teeth the bad man will take you to the middle east!"

"NOOOOO!!!!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Take-away

An item taken from a person's home, car, or any other personal space to be later used as an excuse to see said aforementioned person.

Girl 1 "Dude why are you wearing Kevin's hat?"

Girl 2 "I stole it because I want to see him again later. It's my take-away. Duh."

by Ender_187 February 9, 2013

take-backsies

When you have a child but you must keep it and cannot shove it back in

Person 1:Damn I didn’t want this thing

Person 2:Welp there’s no take-backsies

by Ugh Nope January 1, 2018

Jesus Take The Wheel

When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.

"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"

by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008

take me for a fool

You think im stupid?

Just because you don't touch your keyboard,doesn't mean anything to me or anyone else. you all really fucked with the wrong bitch.
after everything, i really can't believe you take me for a fool.

by PineappleJuice March 6, 2015

Take No Prisoners

A phrase made popular by one of the best bands in the world(Megadeth).

Take No Prisoners,Take No Shit!!!

by s1yf0xx April 12, 2009