no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

by Eric July 21, 2004

Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008

kangaroo tail

a streak of faeces left in a toilet after one takes a dump. variations include the reverse kanga.

dude, look at these kangaroo tails!

by icicle bob July 21, 2005

cow tail

A mindless penis. asin a butt.

my cow tail was placid yesterday

by anonamous hahah i cant spell that January 22, 2008

Tail wagging

When a man puts on a strap on dildo backwards like a tail, and fucks a girl with it.

Mikey brought puppy chow to the tail wagging party.

by Clayachin October 22, 2015

Razor tail

A fucked up thing that can happen to a skateboard

Sk8ter1: dude we're is that pop at
Sk8ter2: fuck man my board has razor tail

by Onix 113 March 2, 2016

Nappy Tail

When one is tired, their butt muscles are not fully in tune with the rest of the body, and, therefore, tend to sag or droop from their usual, flexed position; the "nappy" referring to the tired state of said person, and the "tail" referring to said person's rear end.

"Boo, get your nappy tail back to bed!"
"Dang, you're droopy! That's one nappy tail you've got there!"

by @Mr.Toashty March 1, 2017