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Tom Cruise 

Tom Cruise is one of the only two actors to have seven consecutive $100 million plus blockbusters on their resume. Further, Forbes ranked Cruise as the most powerful celebrity in 2006. Obviously, Tom could never get these numbers and the associated prestige without being a fan favorite. However, beginning sometime in the early 2000s, it became somewhat fashionable to hate Tom Cruise.

Tom is also notorious for being a "midget", although he really isn't (at 5'7", he stands roughly the same height as the ever popular Joaquin Phoenix). Unfortunately, Tom fell in love with an exceptionally tall woman, 5'9" Katie Holmes, who is 5" taller than the average woman in the U.S. Katie sometimes wears 3" heels, which brings her height to 6'. This dramatic difference really does make poor Tom look like a midget.

In short, Tom used to be a popular actor as evidenced by his numerous blockbuster hits. He was even named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1990. However, at some point he seems to have been brainwashed and is now a raving lunatic who practices the myth of scientology. There are disturbing reports of him cannibalizing Katie’s placenta, too.
Guy 1: Does Tom Cruise really drink toilet water?
Guy 2: I heard that Tom drinks out of the toilet because he can't reach the sink.
Tom Cruise by HuskyFan86 May 25, 2007
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tom kaulitz 

Lisa: DAMN TOM KAULITZ IS SEXY!!!!
Alyssa: yeah but hes my sexxi hexxi!
Lisa: bxtch! haha
tom kaulitz by Lisalovee October 30, 2008
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Tom Brady Tuck Rule 

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.
1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.
Tom Brady Tuck Rule by Edwin December 5, 2005

Tom Sayer 

A homosexual sausage wallet that loves to take it in the ass from black guys and have them ejaculate all over his face.
You're such a Tom Sayer.
Tom Sayer by lol bitch what now April 29, 2009

Tom MacDonald 

A clown who thinks he knows everything about politics. Terrible mumble "lyrical" rapper
Idiot: Hear that new Tom MacDonald song?

Joe: No, he sucks. Eminem, Kendrick Lamar, and J Cole are better.

Tom Tanking 

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.
John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!
Tom Tanking by J1000 April 25, 2011

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege 

The best first person shooter game of its generation, people who say otherwise have the iq of half a pebble
-Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is gay
-No u