tiny tim lame

When someone says or does something so lame they are rendered instantly crippled.

No one:
Kathryn: My new pronoun is Piggimus Prime. I demand you say it or you'll be turned into the authorities.
Justin: Stop being so fucking tiny tim lame.
Kathryn:......
Justin: Ummm I think your leg just fell off.

by Turdleston January 8, 2020

Ling tim

When talking about a long time but it’s something crazy or something that makes you frantic so you type quickly and make it ling Tim

I don’t know where he is he’s taking a really ling Tim?

by Thebadspeller July 4, 2020

tiny tim

The greatest singer of all time.

Tiny Tim is the only happy emo i ever seen.

by Radical Ed May 15, 2007

Teapot Tim

A stuntman whose realname is Tim Coburn that works at WIHT/Hot99.5's morning show, The Host Morning Mess with mark and Kris.

Teapot Tim is a kickass

by Wally May 7, 2004

The Tim walrus

This is a sexuall act in which an obese man lays on top of a woman without holding himself up allowing all of his body weight to smother her, he then proceeds to fuck her while she fights for air. To complete the walrus you must make the necessary grunting noises similar to a walrus. Please note when finished you should check for signs of life.

Optional: This can also be done during anal, known as the reverse walrus, clapping like a walrus is also acceptable

"Did you hear what happened to Pam? She got the tim walrus and died of asphyxiation"

by uknowulikeit April 27, 2010

Creepy tim

The ultimate form of creepiness. Constantly discovering new and inventive ways to stalk and irritate people. You can't get much worse unless you've met a creepy Patrick.

Friend 1: "Someone followed me home last night."
Friend 2: "was probably creepy tim. "

by Eleanor September 12, 2014

It's Just Tim

A short phrase for attempting to explain unexplainable people, named Tim.

Dude 1:"What the fuck is up with that dude?"
Dude 2:"Don't ask, It's Just Tim."

by Norko7&1/2 February 26, 2009