small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

roast

when you talk soo much shit that you can literally smell roast

Yo Timothy is is that roast I smell??

by qwertyuiop12345678890asdfghjkl May 9, 2016

National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.

Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.

by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023

roasted hands

When your giving a guy a hand job, and he screaming and moaning because of your hands technique.

"That girl gave me the best roasted hands"

by Oooo killem August 21, 2017

roasting the trout

the act of rigorous female masturbation

she's been in the shower soooo long, I'll bet she's roasting the trout....

by pin-up October 8, 2014

Roasted in a beret

When you commit a social gaffe by wearing something outrageously excessive or just plain bad looking, despite the fact that you put a lot of effort and work into the outfit.

"Jesus Christ, Diane, have you seen Shelly? She's totally roasted in a beret with that hideous ensemble."

by oMmYnOmMy May 20, 2019

Bappa Roast

A old grandfather of Egyptian origins, with a hint of French descendance, although people often speculate his real name is Bappa Elsayed, as Roast isn’t very Egyptian. Bappa Roast hasn’t been seen in years, and is thought to have gone missing near the River Nile while trying to spearfish some cod for his dinner. The last reported sighting was him driving a green Jaguar near Cairo.

“Waz went to see Bappa Roast at the weekend, unfortunately Bappa hasn’t returned from Egypt yet”

by BappaRoast November 3, 2021